i think tom betrayed shiv because he had a dream that he was eurydice and shiv was orpheus and that he made it out of the underworld because shiv didn’t look back. and i think he explains this to greg in season 4 and greg responds “but uh. if shiv didn’t look back. like if she didn’t turn around um then wouldn’t she have like. uhhhh. would she not have killed you, tom? um like a little bit?” and tom says “that’s not the point GREG” and he knocks some things off greg’s desk and turns his teary doe eyes on him and asks “you’d look back. wouldn’t you, gregory?” and greg says “um. i. uh. sure? i guess? i guess i could look back” and tom nods, a single tear rolling down his cheek, “you would” and then greg goes out on a date with white girl du jour
he might understand orpheus but he doesn’t understand shiv @toganvorce
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil’s biggest YouTubers
His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children’s YouTuber
Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they’re from Rio
Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can’t make it stop
Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
Prominent anti-porn homophobic conservative christian furry and former Flipnote animator “Peacewolf”, manager of the haven convention for Nazifur group “the Furry Raiders” known as “Free Fur All”, has left her
anti-porn homophobic christian furry husband and children to be in a polycule with infamous fascist furry porn artists “Jasonafex” and “Kabier”. Now both conservative christian furries and leftist furries on Twitter are united in their hatred for the fallen Flipnote animator.
In case you didn’t know.
Very important additional information!! She told her husband she was leaving him by leaving a whiteboard drawing, with kabier and jasonafex leaving behind a cuck counter of all the times they fucked as a throuple
How could I forget the Cuck Counter
Me starting this post at “anti-porn homophobic conservative christian furry” and continuing to read
Bruckman: You know, there are worse ways to go but I cannot think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Mulder: Why are you telling me that?
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